"I never knew I needed to see a sloth breakdancing to disco music until now! This funky sloth has got moves that defy gravity and logic. I swear, the sloth's grooves are so smooth, they could charm their way out of anything. By the way, sloths only defecate once a week and can lose up to a third of their body weight in a single movement. That's some serious dedication to dance-floor excellence!"